Freak-quency Here! HOLLA
Hey Ya'll did you hear, BET is going to cut it's remaining news programing. First "Lead Story" then "Teen Summit" and now "BET Nightly News." In lieu of the disapperance of public affairs programing, BET founder Robert Johnson is reported saying "that instead (BET) will offer news briefs throughout the day, specials about newsworthy events and an urban affairs show" aka "Cusine Jeff Chronicals" which airs quarterly. Great! More sound bites. If cable networks were food, BET would be mini-marshmellows!
My God! It is like BET news is Black History Month for cable televison but instead of the 28 days of an intentional focus on the history of Black people we get an hour. Just enough time to skim the coon layer of Black infotainment.
I mean, odviously Viacom never intended for BET to be the source of Black scholarship, in-depth analysis of all things African, a forum for reporting on Black living, but with the halting of any news programing of any kind it is really gross that Viacom niggerologists continues to exploit the BET network in order to pipe bullshit directly into the vains of it's viewers. BET advertisers will very likely receive an increase in ad time to continue clocking mad $crilla pimping bling bling versions of Coke, Kentucky Fried Death, and heart clogging Ronald McDonald commercials to its 18 to 35 demographic. And whatever with all the pop music programming. Even the mind numbing dumbness of most MTV programming includes freak'n news shows and hourly news updates!
Whatever with those pink toes and their master plan to separate po' ass sistas and brothas from their hard hussled dollars.
America's Next Top Model
Hey Eva girl! Great to see you making the most out of your ANTM dollars. Hell you are the only reason that I have been getting interested in Kevin Hill. (To be real witcha, I was all good on Taye Diggs after seeing him on Ellen and Ellen outing him on his WHITE WIFE to the world) but sista, you done brought me back to giving that Boozhee ass show a try.
Anyway, back to ANTM...Tyra what is up with that girl? Why is she always trippin with the Black girls? I mean sure Tiffany was tripping and needed to be schooled but come on Tyra don't show her ass with any of the pink toes when they act a fool. It reminds me of an age old internalized oppression: Black mentors who are far more hard on up and coming Black people than they are others who hold the same status as the Blacks being mentored.
Just last night Kahlen started to boo hoo over about being shy or something and what did Tyra do? Did she ridicule her for showing vulnerablity? Did Tyra tell her to "get it together because the business is cruel?" No, Tyra kissed her ass and consoled her. What the F*@%! Hell Tyra even chewed miss Eva a new hole last cycle when she asked Eva what was going on with her and when Eva disclosed through tears that she felt like she was being dissed by the other girls (and Eva was hella being dissed and hated on) Tyra told Eva that even if she was sad she needed to come into the room model ready and not crying. Tyra derided Eva saying that it was dangerous to let weakness show and to stop crying. Tyra also added that Eva had brought on the hateration by being a little Diva and that it should be a lesson to her to calm down. What a
Bee-atch! Tyra shame on you and your whack ass weaves!
And Keenya...ya'll she is hella tired. She said that even though she was from Compton she did not speak "ghetto" and that she did not relate to being "ghetto" as a way of calling out Tiffany's less polished dialect. Of course Keenya invited a white girl to share her prize for wining the go-see challange which was a dinner with industry people at designer Craig Port's lavish Cape Town plantation. But wait, Keenya was then hella hating on Brittany when Brittany wowed the masses and "stole" the spotlight with her funny drunk pay-attention-to-me white girl slut routine. All Keenya had to do was step up her game but why do that when it is far easier to whine? Pauvre fille .
Whatever, God willing and the creek don't rise Naima gone take this bitch.
Brotha man can forget about it. I can hear the pink toes now, "he is very excitable, very scary." Yeah, yeah.